Sunday, 15 May 2016
What A Finale!
Actually, there wasn't a huge amount to play for on the last day of the season, Leicester were crowned winners, Aston Villa, Newcastle and Norwich knew they would spend 2016/17 in the second tier which left just the final Champions League spot up for grabs, and a lot of North London pride.
Tottenham and Arsenal began today two points apart in second and third, respectively. Both had Champions League berths assured earlier on in the week so, realistically, they had nothing to play for. Except the record that Tottenham haven't finished higher than Arsenal in the league for 21 years. Twenty-one years! My brother wasn't even born when Tottenham last finished above Arsenal. That's a record that doesn't sit well with the white part of North London and this was their chance, their opportunity to get one over on their bigger, more talented and more successful neighbours. Ten years after Lasagna-gate and here we are again, except this was purely for pride.
For Arsenal to leapfrog Tottenham into the runners up spot, Arsenal had to beat an already-relegated Aston Villa side and Tottenham had to lose to an already-relegated Newcastle side. Tottenham only needed a point from the match because of superior goal difference.
I was at the Emirates today. I am going to tell you what it was like from my perspective. This incredible, sunny day that was full of so much tension. It's days like these that are one of the many reasons I love football.
2.45pm In the ground. Phone buzzes (I get updates from various Sport Apps). Parts of Old Trafford evacuated. Ah, that's not good at all.
2.55pm More news coming in that the rest of Old Trafford is getting evacuated. Arsenal and Aston Villa players gather in the tunnel before coming on to the pitch.
3pm Kick off around the country, except at Old Trafford. Constantly looking at my phone to see if there's any more news. Arsenal 0-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 0-0 Tottenham.
3.04pm Goal! The relief around the ground is plain to see. We've got an early goal! Surely that has to put pressure on Spurs up North? Arsenal settle into a rhythm. Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 0-0 Tottenham.
3.08pm Match abandoned at Old Trafford - suspect package. Five words start going round in my head: that could have been us. Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 0-0 Tottenham.
3.18pm Goal! But not a the Emirates. It's the one we'd all been hoping for and the stadium erupts as the news is passed around - Newcastle have scored! Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 1-0 Tottenham.
3.39pm Goal! Again, not at the Emirates but up at St James's Park! Newcastle have another! Someone is standing on his seat towards the back of The North Bank holding up his hand and displaying two fingers. The Emirates erupts with cheers again. Someone recommends that no-one tell the Arsenal players. Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 2-0 Tottenham.
3.41pm Someone told the Arsenal players. They now look like they're just playing to get to half time. Come on guys! We need another goal! Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 2-0 Tottenham.
3.45pm Half time. If Arsenal come out in the second half and play like they did in the last 10 minutes of the first then we will struggle. We might even concede. At least Tottenham are still losing up North... Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 2-0 Tottenham.
3.56pm Bomb disposal experts arrive at Old Trafford. Kelly Smith and Pedro Martinez Losa parade the Women's FA Cup in front of a very appreciative, if a little tense, Emirates crowd. Seriously, well done to the Arsenal Ladies, that was a phenomenal achievement. Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 2-0 Tottenham.
4pm Back under way. Remember, Arsenal need to win and Tottenham need to lose. It's a very anxious crowd in the sun-drenched Emirates Stadium. Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 2-0 Tottenham.
4.09pm The players must have had the highlights reel from St James's Park on in the changing room. The lazy passing and 'walk the ball into the back of the net' mentality is still there from the end of the first half. Are they not aware that only a win will do? Since we scored, we've gone forty-five minutes without even going close. Nerves are beginning to fray. Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 2-0 Tottenham.
4.18pm Goal! It's not what we wanted. Tottenham have sneaked a way back into the match. The thoughts on a Tottenham fightback start to make the crowd very edgy, especially when the payers seem to not care that much. Newcastle are still in the lead but they are already relegated, playing for nothing. It doesn't look good. On the pitch, Aston Villa win a couple of corners and the excellent Villa supporters cheer for them as if they'd scored. What a great group of fans! Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 2-1 Tottenham.
4.24pm Oh no! Suddenly, the future looks incredibly bleak. Newcastle have a man sent off. Now, it's a relegated side reduced to 10 men against a resurgent Tottenham side intent on getting the better of their noisy neighbours. Arsenal supports begin to resign themselves to third place. Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 2-1 Tottenham.
4.31pm Goal! Stress? What stress? 10 man Newcastle win a dubious penalty and convert it. Was it a penalty or not? I'll tell you one thing, there wasn't a supporter in the Emirates that cared. Tottenham now had to score another two. Down on the pitch, Arsenal were trying there best to eke out a 1-1 draw without making it look like that was what they were aiming to do. Do they not realise that we still need to win?! Arsenal 1-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 3-1 Tottenham.
4.35pm Goal! And the relief starts to set in around the ground. Olivier Giroud gets his second of the match and the Emirates goes wild. Surely that wraps things up? Villa can't come back from this and Newcastle must be sailing up North. Arsenal 2-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 3-1 Tottenham.
4.37pm Goal! That's it. Game over. Hat-trick hero Giroud knows it as much as the supporters do as he bounds over to celebrate by the corner flag. Arsenal 3-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 3-1 Tottenham.
4.42pm Goal! What? Really? The news filters round the stadium that Newcastle have added a fourth and the overriding sound of laughter is heard. Everyone relaxes and starts chanting again. You could have heard a pin drop not twenty minutes previously! Arsenal 3-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 4-1 Tottenham.
4.43pm Goal! No sooner had we started laughing at Tottenham's expense than news filters through that they have conceded again! Newcastle, down to ten men and with nothing to play for have just torn apart a team that were at one point challenging for the Premier League title! If you're going to go down, you might as well make it a good show. The Arsenal fans whistle their approval and a few start chanting Rafa Benitez's name. It's becoming a party atmosphere. The tension and anxiety now replaced by relief and mirth. Arsenal 3-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 5-1 Tottenham.
4.49pm Goal! And what a way to end your Arsenal career! Mikel Arteta pings the ball from outside the box. The goalkeeper gets a finger to it and pushes it onto the bar but the ball drops straight down, off the 'keeper's back and into the goal. Cruel for Mark Bunn, delight for Arteta. What a rock he has been. A standing ovation for the club captain as you can see the pleasure written all over his face. Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 5-1 Tottenham.
4.51pm Full time up North. That's it! Unless we concede four goals in ninety seconds, Arsenal finish second in the Premier League! Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 5-1 Tottenham.
4.52pm Full time! Happy St Totteringham's Day to everyone! Suddenly, all those supporters and fans take their phones out, video the reaction and the chanting and immediately send them to Tottenham-supporting friends of theirs. I left a voicemail, which I do slightly regret. Arsenal 4-0 Aston Villa. Newcastle 5-1 Tottenham.
I don't think my heart will ever be the same again after the rollercoaster of the day. it was properly epic. Just looking back, I don't know why we were so nervous. After Newcastle scored their fist, we were in second and we stayed there. But the combination of the red card, Tottenham's goal and the lack of intent from the Arsenal players for large swathes of the match just made it difficult to believe we were going to do it. Up until the last ten minutes of course.
I want to say thank you. Thank you to Leicester for giving us a fairytale story we can all get behind. Thank you to Arsenal and the fans for just being there, ever present, this season. Thank you to the Aston Villa fans. You were relegated but made the most out of a bad situation by making us laugh. Cheering corners and cheering our first goal was extremely classy of you. I hope to see you back here next August! Finally, thank you to the Greater Manchester Police Department. It was a tough call on such an important day but you reminded everyone that safety is a priority. Again, very classy.
Euro 2016 up next. Any thoughts?
Tuesday, 8 March 2016
Tennis - the Next Big Scandal
So, football has been trashed by Sepp Blatter (YouTube Hugh Dennis on the pronounciation), Athletics by Lamine Diack and Cycling by Lance Armstrong Who'd have ever though that tennis would get involved in this doping scandal?
Well, me. Yes, technically, football doesn't have a doping scandal (yet), but that's not my point. If you look back over the last 10 years, there's been a marked increase in the technology used to catch people using performance enhancing techniques (I have to use that and not drugs because of blood doping) to cheat in the sport they're competing in. I doubt there's a single sport out there that isn't about to be exposed for widespread doping.
Now, I'm not about to say that the top level of tennis competitors like the likeable Roger Federer, the tough Novak Djokovic and the robot Andy Murray are doping. Because they're probably not. What I am going to say is that there will be a meteoric rise from someone lower down which can only be attributed to out and out cheating.
You might be wondering where I'm heading with this, but bear with me. It leads to Sharapova. All roads lead to Maria Sharapova. She has admitted that she tested positive for a banned substance. This substance has been banned since January but Sharapova has been taking it for at least 10 years, going back to her first Grand Slam win.
Two questions arise because of this. First, why has this substance only just been added to the exhaustive list of banned products? And should Maria be subject to the highest penalty available and be stripped of her titles like Armstrong was?
I wholeheartedly disagree with the latter. Predominantly because she has admitted her faults, both as an athlete and as a human. She has been honest and forthcoming and I do believe that it was an honest mistake. She is a shining example of someone who has owned up to her failings and we should all move one from it.
The former is for the legal and science teams at the ITF. Should it have been added sooner? Probably not. Sooner or later the nanny dope-free state that will exist within high level athletics will ban coffee, because it contains caffeine, which is a stimulant. Or beers, because it contains alcohol, which dulls pain.
I'm going to be candid here and say that we should be throwing our support behind Maria Sharapova from every angle, especially today. She's an inspiration to all female athletes and the way she has conducted herself should be revered and not vilified.
Monday, 1 February 2016
Pellegrini Out - Pep In
But City do have money, which they are not afraid to throw around. They have not shied away from signing the big name players when they have wanted to. Suddenly, the choice of which corner of Manchester to fight for isn't so Red and Blue anymore. In the past it was a choice between history and money. Now it's a choice between playing for one of the best coaches in the world right now or one of the worst. Ok, van Gaal is doing a much better job than I would do but he's still crap.
The choice for Guardiola was, in the end, a very simple one as well. He wouldn't want to go to a team where he was constantly getting compared to a previous manager. He would want to forge his own path and be judged against his own merits. Hence why he decided not to join either Man Utd or Arsenal (even though the latter would have been a stretch to imagine). In the end it would have come down to which of the moneybags teams in City or Chelsea offered him the best potential.
Guardiola is itching to write himself into the Premier League history books in the same way he has done in Spain and Germany. How do you do that? Well, United have already completed the Treble (shut up Liverpool fans, any treble including the League Cup is worthless), Arsenal have already gone a season unbeaten and Chelsea have already become the first London club to win the Champion's League. However, in the North-West, there is a club who have not won the Champion's League. The owners of this club could not be more desperate to win it. In fact, it's taken them three managers (not including Guardiola), £853,000,000 and the lost respect of the rest of the footballing world to get to within seven matches of the Champion's League crown.
It seems like they've now got their man. Fighting on four fronts, a squad depth the envy of the Premier League and only a few points of the summit, Manuel Pellegrini has taken Manchester City to within touching distance of that trophy the owners crave. Sad thing is, he won't be the one to lift it. The owners are taking the club in a new direction. A more European direction. I'm delighted to see Pep Guardiola strut his stuff in the Premier League, but I'm extremely disappointed that it comes at the expense of a man that I admire as a coach and tactician and who has always held his head high even when results weren't going his way.
If the Champion's League can be bought using money made from oil, is it any wonder that the World Cup being handed to Qatar is under investigation? Good luck Pep, and good luck Manuel too.
Wednesday, 13 January 2016
How Long Will Louis van Gaal Last?
Some of the Man Utd fans who stood behind Moyes are now taking the view that van Gaal is an improvement. Statistically, they'd be wrong. In fact, thanks to van Gaal's Abramovich-esque attitude towards spending money, United have spent £261.7m on players under him. This equates to a little over £2.5m per Premier League point attained by Man Utd since the summer of 2014. Compare that with the surprisingly miserly £64.6m spent by Moyes which adds up to only £1.1m per PL point accrued and it seems that van Gaal is putting in more effort for the same result. van Gaal has won exactly half of his matches in charge, whereas Moyes won nearly 53%. Not much of a difference, but again look at the money spent by both and the time available to both.
Many United fans aren't happy in general though. They aren't playing attractive football nor are they winning trophies. Two details that the fans got used to under Ferguson. van Gaal hasn't endeared himself to the media either. He says that it's all the media's fault that he is under pressure. He blames the media for rumours regarding his job. Ok, I'll admit, there has been rather a lot of artistic license used by the media in relation to goings on at Old Trafford, but he is still, effectively, blaming the media for United's poor performances on the pitch.
Which, blatantly, isn't the case. The reason for the poor performances on the pitch is rooted in the style of play that van Gaal is determined to impose on the Man Utd squad. This style is the Tony Pulis lump-the-ball-up-to-Fellaini-and-hope-he-does-something kind of drivel that has no place in the League system of England. Leave that to the Conference please. Last night, Untied played against Newcastle United. A game, considering how badly Newcastle are doing right now, that the Red Devils should have won with ease. Indeed, van Gaal said afterwards that his side could have scored six goals. Maybe if you had been playing normal tactics, Louis. As it was, they could only score three. Interestingly, so could Newcastle. So even a defensive, boring set of tactics still leaked three goals and with them three points turned into one.
How someone who has been in football for so long, and clearly has passion for the game, can stifle creative and intelligent players like Juan Mata and Angel di Maria and shackle them into route one football is difficult to comprehend. Ultimately, di Maria walked away after just one season. I can understand why he does it. It's his philosophy. He has won trophies nearly everywhere he has managed and comes with a reputation for being tough on underperforming players (Robin van Persie comes to mind). He also has a reputation of playing the kind of football that doesn't sit well with the Old Trafford faithful, especially when he's not actually winning trophies.
The impending arrival of Pep Guardiola into the Premier League has left many managers (particularly in Manchester) wondering just how safe their job is. As an Arsenal fan, I would love to see Wenger win one final Premier League title in May, move to his director's position and Guardiola come in to replace him. Unlikely, but that would be heaven for me. I think that Guardiola is likely to head towards the North of England to rekindle his rivalry with Jurgen Klopp at one of the Manchester clubs. I doubt either van Gaal or Manuel Pellegrini will be staying in England much beyond this summer with Mourinho taking over at Old Trafford, three years later than he intended to.
Friday, 8 January 2016
The Start Of The Eddie Jones Era
To understand my trepidations about the upcoming Six Nations Championship, I must first give a quick review of England's performance at the World Cup. Everyone knows that it was very poor. So poor, in fact, that Rugby Union lost someone who could've been one of the best centres in the game in Sam Burgess. But you can read about that elsewhere. England failed to qualify from their group. That was a very difficult group to qualify from though. Wales and Australia were always going to provide stiff opposition. In order to prove that, I'd like to point out that since 2003 (when England won the World Cup), Wales have won three Grand Slams and four Six Nations Championships overall. England have only the one Championship (2011). Twelve months before, Australia couldn't buy a win. They were the epitome of poor and so Ewen McKenzie quit with a 50% win ratio. Enter Michael Cheika who turned a team that struggled at the best of times into Rugby Championship winners (although it was a shortened championship due to the World Cup).
So, England struggled and failed to qualify from their group. This may not have been a bad thing. I had a lot of time for Stuart Lancaster, but I thought we had a squad that could compete at the World Cup, it just wasn't the one he took with him. So he left and the RFC appointed Eddie Jones as head coach. He comes with an already impressive CV. World Cup finalist with Australia in 2003 only a Jonny Wilkinson drop goal away from winning the Webb Ellis Cup, a strong technical analyst throughout South Africa's victorious campaign in the 2007 World Cup and taking Japan to within two points of making their first ever knockout round last October. So how will he do now he has the biggest job in world rugby?
I hope he does alright. He seems to be a really likeable guy from the interviews and he has coached at the highest levels of the game before his appointment to England. He has also had a large amount of success at the top levels. He was the obvious choice (mainly because he was the only one available, but his CV stands out). Having said that, Michael Cheika had never coached at international level before taking over and reviving the Wallabies.
What's different about Jones compared to the last four coaches since Sir Clive is that he has an extremely good understanding of English rugby. Having watched them play up close and in a slightly more detached capacity at both the 2003 and 2007 World Cup finals, he has had the best seats in the house to watch England play. I'll leave you with his quote which proves my thoughts. From BBC Radio 4's Today Programme last October, "If you look at English sport there's some general things that England sides are pretty good at in rugby... normally they have that bulldog spirit, they have strong set piece, strong defence and then you build the game around that. I think that's probably what's been missing from the England sides for the last 12 years really, since 2003."
Monday, 4 January 2016
Back To Work Blues - The January Transfer Window
AFC Bournemouth (Position: 16th)
Bournemouth are having a very good time in the Premier League so far. They're four points clear of the relegation zone and are looking good for a second spell in the top flight come September. They also dipped their hand into the January pool of talent early by snapping up Juan Iturbe on loan from Roma. This is a player that £17m was splashed on only 18 months ago. Either Roma don't feel he's worth the cash or Bournemouth have got a great deal there. He will be a game-changer for them and they are in short supply right now.
Areas to strengthen: Of the teams not in the relegation zone, Bournemouth have conceded the highest number of goals (34). A little defensive solidity might not go amiss in their fight to stay in the Premier League. This time a year ago, I would've recommended a Rio Ferdinand or similar. A seasoned player who can just get the job done is what is needed at the back for Bournemouth.
Arsenal (1st)
Arsenal fans know, they've been here before. First in the New Year and, seemingly, on a role to their first Premiership since 2004. The only question is, when will it end? Will it end with the title at the Emirates for the first time? Or, more likely, will there be a complete capitulation and loss of confidence shortly after Barcelona knock them out of the Champions League? The season so far should give Gunners a sense of optimism. It's been a unpredictable season and yet still Arsenal seem to be the most consistent (a slip-up away to Southampton on Boxing Day notwithstanding). The injury list as well seems to get longer by the minute yet Arsenal are still grounding out results.
Areas to strengthen: It looks like FC Basel's Mohamed Elneny is going to join Arsenal in the near future. A player who can both play in defence, like Francis Coquelin, or attack, like Santi Cazorla. Both of those players are sat on that aforementioned injury list so a player that could replace both would be perfect. Only signing necessary as Arsenal's squad depth is strong enough to continue their push towards the title.
Aston Villa (20th)
From one end of the table to the other. Villa have had an abysmal season. Did you know that they are one of only a handful of clubs to have played every season of the Premier League? I can't see that record staying past March. Few clubs have had such a spectacular fall from grace. Lowest goals scored, second highest goals conceded. It's like watching a whole squad implode. Tim Sherwood got sacked and I doubt Remi Garde will last the season sadly.
Areas to strengthen: The whole squad. First of all, they need to get rid of N'Zogbia. I've written before about his work ethic, or lack thereof, and he's a drain on their resources. Why anyone would sign him after some poor spells at Newcastle, Wigan and now Villa, I have no idea, but Villa shelled out nearly £10m for his signature five years ago and he's been inconsistent ever since. Loic Remy on loan from Chelsea should bring some goals back to the squad but I can't see them getting the requisite talent in this window to stay up.
Chelsea (14th)
What can I say about Chelsea that hasn't already been said? It's not been the best season from them and they looked likely to flirt with relegation soon after Jose Mourinho had been sacked. Guus Hiddink has stabilised a sinking ship but his belief that they can still make top four is living in LaLa Land. Utter rubbish. Mourinho's signing of Falcao over the summer is proof that he had lost his marbles long before the Eva Carneiro saga. He had a dreadful time at Old Trafford and hasn't done anything since moving to Stamford Bridge. Never rated him as a player. He scored all the goals at Atletico Madrid and Porto purely because he was the only one capable of scoring in those teams. They relied on him.
Areas to strengthen: Send Falcao back to Monaco. Job done. Then concentrate on fixing a title-winning squad. These players won the Premier League last year and won it in style. You don't need to bring anyone new in when the players who are capable of pulling Chelsea out of the sticky muck they're in are already at the club. They are playing badly. No more, no less.
Crystal Palace (7th)
Who would've thought this time last year that Palace would be fighting for a spot in the Europa League? Not I for sure. However, that's where they are and they'll be there or thereabouts in May. Alan Pardew has really got the best out of the squad and all credit to him. However, they have only picked up two points from their last three games and probably need some fresh legs in the squad to keep them on the European hunt.
Areas to strengthen: Defensively, they have been quality. Only Man Utd, Arsenal and Tottenham have conceded fewer goals. On the flip side, they haven't scored as many as they need to. In the top half of the table, only Stoke and Liverpool have scored fewer goals than Palace. They need a top quality centre forward to secure them European football next season. If I were Pardew, I'd look at Joel Campbell on loan or possibly even Loic Remy from Chelsea, again on loan. Both can get in amongst the goals if necessary.
Everton (11th)
I seem to be repeating myself - not the best Everton season ever. Scoring goals freely but shipping them like they're going out of fashion. They need to plug that leak before the goals at the other end dry up. Which they might just do. It doesn't help that Jagielka is out injured, but John Stones was a Chelsea target long before we kicked a ball this season so he ought be pulling his weight defensively. The main issue with Everton is that they can't pick up points from 50/50 matches because they concede too easily.
Areas to strengthen: At the back, need I say more. More defensive cover for Jagielka and potentially a new goalkeeper. Tim Howard is now 36 and probably coming to the twilight of his career. Joel Robles is a month younger than me and needs more experience on loan before he can be trusted to actually wear the No. 1 shirt in anger. A quick foray into the transfer market will find a very unhappy Victor Valdes waiting. I think he'd jump at the chance for some first team football.
Leicester City (2nd)
I do wonder how Claudio Ranieri is feeling. After being dumped very unceremoniously at Chelsea to make way for Jose Mourinho at the beginning of the Abramovich era, his return to English football has been nothing short of spectacular. Aided by a record-breaking Jamie Vardy and in-form Riyad Mahrez, his Leicester side have spent more time at the top of the Premier League than they ever had. Can they maintain the pace? I don't think so, but I do believe that they will usurp Manchester United in the top four, which would be amazing in itself.
Areas to strengthen: A bit of squad depth wouldn't go amiss. Especially if Vardy stays out for longer than the two weeks he's currently signed off for. A second-string striker and a defensive-minded midfield engine to come on and see out a match would be the two I'd plump for this month. Potentially Jordan Ibe on loan from Liverpool as a forward replacement if it looks like his first-team opportunities might be lacking under Jurgen Klopp. *Since beginning this article, Leicester have signed Dermerai Gray from Birmingham City for £3.7m*
Liverpool (8th)
Talking of Jurgen Klopp, onto Liverpool. A mixed bag this season. If van Gaal had been working at Liverpool, he'd have been sacked already. Rodgers was never up to the task of actually winning the Premiership, despite only being a Steven Gerrard slip away from victory. Klopp isn't either. Dortmund was a powerhouse that he crumbled in his final season in charge (although, I do concede that he built the powerhouse). Ferguson would never have allowed that capitulation to happen.
Areas to strengthen: Wait until the summer, offload Sturridge to a lower team and let them worry about his injuries and bring in another top quality striker. That's what Liverpool do best, buy strikers. I mean look at Torres, Suarez and, err, umm, Carroll? No need to spend money straight away, I think they'll stay where they are in the table. But they need a striker over the summer to help them push for a top four spot.
Manchester City (3rd)
Chronic inconsistency. Two words that perfectly sum up City's season so far. If they were more consistent, they'd be wop by a fair few points. As it is, they aren't. Chelsea's fall from grace gave City the opportunity to step into the gaping hole left behind. As it is, they're not quite there yet. But how do you strengthen a squad already thought of as the strongest and deepest there is?
Areas to strengthen: They need a replacement for Vincent Kompany. The useless Eliaquim Mangala has not been worth a penny since his £32m move from Porto. He needs to leave and they need to sign someone like John Stones to replace him. The question is, will they do that in this transfer window? Maybe, but they need to build a run of victories if they have any chance of beating Arsenal to the title and a defensive signing would go some way to helping them.
Manchester United (5th)
Have the United faithful lost faith in their manager? van Gaal is not good for them. That is my opinion, but he's statistically no better than Moyes was and David Gill sacked Moyes well before he deserved it. van Gaal has a very talented squad at his disposal and it's so depressing to see that all be wasted. Look at di Maria. He came as the British record signing and predicted, along with Falcao, to banish the memories of the Moyes era. What happened? Both left after twelve months citing the inability to play in van Gaal's formations as reason.
Areas to strengthen: The tactics. Man Utd don't need any more players, what they need is those players to be playing in the positions they are designed to play in. Not in some cack-handed 5-3-2 which has proven to be totally ineffective against every class of opposition in the Premier League that plays with a standard four across the back. Have United 'done the double' over any opponent since van Gaal joined? (Yes, Crystal Palace, Newcastle and QPR. Hardly tough opposition).
Newcastle United (18th)
Another appalling season from a team that should be doing better. Relegation candidates. I actually can't see any of the bottom three getting out any time soon. They have been losing games that maybe they should be getting points from. Arsenal at the Emirates, for example. A poor match that Arsenal won thanks to a goal from a defender (to his credit, Koscielny only ever seems to score against Newcastle, he is their nemesis).
Areas to strengthen: The defence, but it won't make a blind bit of difference. In the old days, Shay Given would be there as the rock behind the shaky back four but they don't build goalkeepers like that anymore. Get in a couple of decent defenders on loan would make a huge difference to the squad.
Norwich City (15th)
Well, it looks like we're in for yet another season of trekking up the A11 to Carrow Road. Not that I feel bad for the players who have to do it, they are paid enough after all, I feel sorry for the fans. It's a mission to get to Norwich at the best of times, but imagine a few thousand fans trying to get over. Norwich have been doing alright this season without setting the world alight.
Areas to strengthen: They might not be relegation candidates but it might be wise to get in a defender and a midfielder permanently and then spend the summer building squad depth on top of those signings. Norwich have a good team and a couple of great signings will move them from the bottom half of the table to the top half.
Southampton (13th)
For a club that has lost half its squad during the last two summer transfer windows (and a manager), you'd expect them to be doing much worse than they are. But they're not and, like a bad smell, they're just hanging around. I'm joking of course (still smarting from Arsenal's 4-0 defeat at St Mary's on Boxing Day). They have a good team and a good manager and I expect them to not be worrying during this transfer window.
Areas to strengthen: I don't think they need to go out and spend this transfer window. All that's out there for teams like Southampton are overpriced, unwanted players that couldn't quite cut it at bigger teams. Why, when you're in no danger of relegation, would you spend twice as much on a player now than you would in the summer? No need to strengthen until July.
Stoke City (10th)
Well, that's been a change of fortunes for Stoke. Since Mark Hughes took charge, he has changed them from a rugby team into one that can actually play football. Signings like Bojan and Xherdan Shaqiri are ones you would expect Liverpool or Tottenham to make, not Stoke. They might be playing more attractive football but it needs to end with a European berth, or those very same players who make the football fun to watch will leave for the Liverpools and the Tottenhams of this world.
Areas to strengthen: Stoke aren't fighting for Europe, they're not in a relegation battle so what should they do? Wait for the summer (again). I know I sound like a broken record but if they sign anyone this month they'd be spending unnecessary money that they could put to better use in the Summer.
Sunderland (19th)
Another year, another relegation battle for Sunderland. They're going down, again. They'll be back up again in a season. I might as well go out and put a bet on Sunderland for the next four seasons. Gotta love 'em. No team has conceded more than Sunderland this term. So, any guesses where they should strengthen?
Areas to strengthen: Defence. Always defence in a relegation battle. They should go on a scouting trip to Italy and find some of the better defenders who play at Fiorentina or Sampdoria or Palermo. Those kind of players will create a stronger defence and a better Sunderland.
Swansea City (17th)
Only two points separate Swansea and the drop. Sacking Garry Monk was always going to be a tough call but it was the right one. They only just lost to Man Utd recently and they seem to be going in the right direction. Whether they can get the results against other teams that will prevent them from going down is another thing. Although, I do feel that they teams below them are worse and deserve to be relegated as a result.
Areas to strengthen: Swansea never really replaced Michu and that's a player that they sorely miss. Another striker in the same vein, but without the huge drop in form, would be perfect right now to get the attack firing again. Again, my head goes to Joel Campbell and Jordan Ibe as loan possibilities until the end of the season. They don't need a permanent singing in January because they might not be able to pay their wages come July.
Tottenham Hotspur (4th)
Built around Delle Alli and Harry Kane, this Tottenham team might not, on paper, seem like the best there has ever been but it has the potential to be the most successful. Spurs underperformed during the Harry Redknapp years with van der Vaart, Berbatov and Defoe. This team, with Kane and Eriksen the only recognisable names, is lighting up the Premier League in a way Tottenham never have. A good tip for fourth place.
Areas to strengthen: I doubt they'll have a crack at the title. They might have a good shot at it next year but this year might have gotten away from them slightly. I doubt they'll bring in reinforcements but they could plump for another striker to complement Kane if they feel like the title is within their grasp. A utility back as well would be extremely useful to plug any gaps that injuries may cause in defence.
Watford (9th)
What right do Watford have to be ninth in the Premier League? Just eleven points off what everyone considers to be the 'safe' number of points to stay up. Fair play to them though, they have got some good results so far this term, a battling draw against Chelsea will live long in the minds of both teams I feel.
Areas to strengthen: Again, I think Watford should wait until the summer to strengthen. Any player they buy now will be too expensive to really consider them as a decent prospect for the future and would be a panic buy. Watford don't need to panic, they're in a good position and they just need to consolidate that position.
West Bromwich Albion (12th)
I really dislike West Bromwich. It's a bleak, desolate area just west of Birmingham full of disused car factories. However, there is a light in this wasteland, and it's The Hawthorns stadium. I've actually had the opportunity to play there in the close season and I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. West Brom have always been a bit of a nothing team, content to just sit in the mid-table of the Premier League, consign others to relegation and elevate some to the title.
Areas to strengthen: What with another mid-table finish looming on the horizon, it might just be worth considering replacing players when they retire. West Brom are now a fixture in the Premier League, much like Stoke became after their promotion from the Championship. A little patience before the Summer would be conducive to their continuing stay in the top flight.
West Ham United (6th)
It just goes to show how unpredictable this season has been that West Ham are in sixth position. It's been an impressive run from the Hammers and full credit to Slaven Bilic for having a crack at it. Only a point shy of Man Utd who occupy the Europa League berth at the moment. Their issue has been their defence.
Areas to strengthen: The Hammers haven't had any problems hitting the back of the net - they're the fifth highest scoring team in the division - but they've conceded too many. A new defender on a permanent deal would make the world of difference and propel them into that last European spot. Possible a cut-price deal for Eliaquim Mangala from City, where he is clearly out of his depth, would be worth exploring.
Let me know what you think of my opinions and who you think your team should sign during January. Also, who do you think will win the league?
Thursday, 5 November 2015
Sam Burgess - Union's Great Loss
There are other problems I had with the squad selection, Steffon Armitage and Nick Abendanon to name just a couple, but I could not be more disappointed in Lancaster's choice of Burgess. This is a player who could have grown into the best Union centre this fine nation has ever had, given time. To switch codes and go straight into a World Cup squad with less than a year's experience is a lot to ask.
He should not have been selected. That's the end of the matter. The pressure that he was exposed as part of a home nation's World Cup squad to has made him the scapegoat in the eyes of the media and driven him back to Australia. And who could blame him? No-one would have though any less of Stuart Lancaster if he decided not to select Burgess, but it was the worst decision he has ever made. Given another season and a few matches in next year's Six Nations and he would be a different player, more confident in his position and more adept at handling the pressure.
Talking of his position, Bath Rugby had him at Flanker, but England seem to want to play him at Centre. I seem to remember this was the mistake that Brian Ashton made with Andy Farrell. Not taking away Farrell's participation in England's magnificent, and quite frankly unexpected, run to the 2007 Rugby World Cup Final but he never produced the sort of sparkling form in Union as many had been expecting. I believe that this was mainly down to the fact he initially played at Flanker for Saracens and Centre for England. Although he did play most of his Union career at Centre, this was after he had left the England setup. The same criticism can be leveled at those involved in Sam Burgess' Union career.
Therein lies the problem for cross-coders. Unless you're as quick as Jason Robinson or as built from pure manliness as Sonny Bill Williams, it's probably not going to work out at international level. Robinson was a success at Union because he didn't need to change his style when he switched from League. Give him the ball and he'll just run with it and see if anyone was brave enough to try and chase. Williams was a success because he's Sonny Bill Williams. Who else gets bored of League, switches to Union, wins a World Cup, gets bored again, quits Rugby altogether to become the New Zealand heavyweight boxing champion, goes back to League, wins a World Cup then switches again to Union purely to win another World Cup? The man is a pure machine. Oh! Let's not forget the incredible act of generosity he displayed in giving an idolising young boy his WC winner's medal recently.
Sam Burgess is not Jason Robinson, nor is he Sonny Bill Williams. Given the opportunity and the time, he may have grown into being Sam Burgess (if you see what I mean), but he was given neither. Which is pathetic. The RFU should start with him in their investigation because they have lost the best cross-code player this country has seen in a long time because they were stupid and irrational in their decision making and selection.