Thursday, 18 September 2014

Is Van Gaal Delusional?

Probably, yes. Apparently a 4-0 drubbing of a team that's likely to be fighting against relegation to the Conference is grounds to say that his side is the team to be feared this season, that the addition of Falcao is a shrewd piece of business, not designed to cover up the blindingly obvious flaws in defence. I'm starting to get fed up with this Dutch prick and his prophecies. If I wanted prophecies, I'd get my mate Steve high again because he comes up with similar rubbish that this Man Utd manager, if he can really call himself that and not mystic, spouts forth from his facial orifice.

On a more positive note, he appears to have ditched his atrocious 3-5-2 formation that brought them precisely fuck all earlier on in the season. Many say that the new diamond shape suits the new players more. Congratulations Captain Fucking Obvious. It allows an extremely formidable foursome of Di Maria, van Persie, Rooney and Falcao to work their magic. Which they did with venom against QPR. Well done, big round of applause, now let's see you repeat the feat against a team that's not managed by someone who looks more and more like his own waxwork by the day.

At least they don't have the distraction of European competition this season to allow them to win the League Cup. Oh, wait...

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